♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
-Ah, you smell that, Dino? -Mm. What is that, cardamom?
I was talking about the beach, but, yeah,
I do think someone's cooking with cardamom nearby.
[ding!]
Y'know, when you work as hard as we do,
you deserve a day full of sand, sunshine and...
-[both] Sports Disk! -The disk that's for sports!
Available wherever balls are sold.
[man] Sports Disk!!!
-Ah! Ah...!! -[man] Sports Disk!!!
[panting]
Aha! Huh! Yep. Ha!
[exclaiming]
[man, in slow motion] Sporrrts Diiiisk...!
[Dino crashing]
-[siren whooping] -Sorry about that, Officer Bees.
Normally, that would not be alright, but what a catch!
[laughing] Listen, kid,
we're holding tryouts this Friday for my Ultimate Sports Disk team.
We had to let Peetree go because his attitude is the worst.
Ha-ha! Your sand castle stinks!
-We could use a guy with your skills. -I'm sorry,
I have a high-pitched noise in my ears on account of all the pain I'm in.
-Come again? -We'll be at the tryouts!
[man] Sports Disk!!
[Dino] I dunno, Cup. Organized sports aren't really for me.
-Someone always gets their feelings hurt. -That's why you win, Dino,
so the one who gets their feelings hurt isn't you.
Besides, this is your dream.
-This isn't my dream. -Well, then it's my dream.
To help my brother become a municipally renowned Sports Disk player.
Until then, Hugo, what is our next general service gig?
The local high school needs someone to clean the gym.
The gym, eh? Perfect.
What do you see, Dino?
A filthy school that's met its match!
Wrong. The ultimate Sports Disk training facility!
-Behold! -[gasping]
These are to practice your throws! When I come back, I wanna see dust
-where these targets once stood. -Where are you going?
I'm gonna go do some mopping so we don't get in trouble for shirking our duties.
It'll be hard work on my own,
but it's the sacrifice I'm willing to make!
Make me proud, buddy. Make me proud, buddy!!!
[Cupcake] ♪ You gotta do it ♪
♪ You gotta set a goal and see through it ♪
♪ You gotta try ♪
♪ You gotta set your sights as high as the sky ♪
♪ As the sky ♪
♪ And nobody can tell you no ♪
♪ Or how far you can go ♪
♪ If you wanna be a Sports Disk guy ♪
♪ You gotta try You gotta try ♪
[vocalizing]
[buzzer sounding]
-How do you feel, buddy? -I don't know.
Look, Grandma Steak's here, and Vicky and Chance.
I hate the idea that I might get the spot on the team they want so bad.
Dino, for the last time, everyone understands how this works.
Nobody's gonna take it too hard.
Okay, everyone.
Now, you're all here to try out for the last spot on our team.
That means only one of you is gonna make it
-and a lot of you are gonna take it hard. -[people gasping]
-Uh... -Anyhoo, let's start the tryout!
Everything is gonna be fine.
I've taught you all I can teach.
Now go out there and show 'em what you got.
-What exactly did you teach me? -[dismissive sounds]
No more questions. Go.
[Cupcake] ♪ You gotta go ♪
♪ You gotta do your thing and let it show ♪
♪ Let it show You gotta move ♪
♪ You gotta get into a zone or a groove ♪
♪ Or a groo-oo-oo-oove... ♪
Cupcake. That's very distracting.
Uh-huh. Should I... keep going?
That's a no.
Okay, let's see, the following people did not make the team:
Chance, Vicky, Steak, Horton, Mr. Palm, Barrel Carol,
-and... -[giggling excitedly]
-Loaf Of Bread. -[sighing]
Which means our newest player is--
-Not so fast! What the heck, Bees? -[all gasping]
A little bird told me you're giving away my spot on the team! Isn't that right?
That's what I heard, yeah. [chirping]
Your attitude stinks, Peetree. So we've decided to replace you. Yeah.
Who cares about my attitude?! I've got skill!
I guarantee I'm better than...
This guy? Pfft!
He couldn't hang with me if his life depended on it.
Somebody toss a disk!
Come on, hotshot. Let's see what you got-shot.
Peetree, if it's your spot, you can just have it--
Oh, no, you don't get out of it that easily.
Everyone's gonna see how much better I am! Got it?!
♪ You gotta do it You're gonna... ♪
Yep, sorry. Sorry. Just had a cool third-verse idea.
[no audible dialogue]
Ah.
-[laughter and cheering] -[Bees] Yes, yes, yes!
Welcome to the team, Dino.
[laughter and cheering]
[mixed cheering continues]
Dino! That was amazi--
[man] Sports Disk!!
[Vicky] Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first game
of the Ultimate Sports Disk Tournament!
I'm Mayor Vicky and with me, as always, is Hugo!
Hugo, what can we expect from tonight's game?
Fights, Vicky. Fights and mayhem.
-Are you sure about that? -Oh, you know what?
I got my notes mixed up with my mixed martial-arts script.
-Uh, one second. -While Hugo looks for his notes,
I'll tell you that The Bees have a new player this year.
Dino Goody has taken the place of Peetree Gluck III,
much to the excitement of the team's cheering section.
-The Bees' Knees! -Whoo! Go, Bees!
Gimme a B!
Go, Bees!
-[whistle blowing] -And we are underway!
Officer Bees secures the disk and heaves it downfield to Dino for...
-a quick score! -Wow! Well, you gotta be quick
when your opponent's trying to bend your limbs into submission, Vicky.
-Are you still-- -Yep, yeah.
Still got the wrong notes here. I'm sorry.
Yes!! Victory, for the Bees!! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
[scatting]
Maybe we should've gone to a different place.
[sighing] Sneak.
-You were great out there, Dino. -Yeah, that was so much fun.
All the catching and throwing, and that's the end of my list.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the team that betrayed me and the dinosaur that...
profited from that!
If you're here to make trouble, Peetree, you make it with me.
-Maybe I will make it with you. -Guys, please!
Why don't we all sit down and have a milkshake...
Maybe I will. But maybe I won't!!
-[all gasping] -Oh, that's a terrific sneak right there.
You all think you're so great!
Well, newsflash: Sports Disk is for losers now!
So enjoy your loser game, losers!
-And, Dino, thank you. -For the milkshake offer?
-For nothing!!! -[gasping]
[whistling]
[Cupcake] I can't believe it, Dino.
By this time tomorrow, you'll be playing in the Sports Disk finals!
And I'll be right there with you, my body painted in some grotesque manner
that will most likely embarrass us both.
Right, yeah... embarrass us both.
-Are you still feeling bad about Peetree? -You shoulda seen him, Cup,
standing outside the fence. He looked so sad.
Trust me, Dino, Peetree's got a lot going for him.
-He's fine. -[from the dumpster] Ow!
-Peetree? -Leave me alone.
Why are you inside a dumpster?!
Doesn't matter. I'm nothing special anymore.
Don't even say that right now!
Well, I was the greatest physical specimen this city had ever seen.
Now my team doesn't even want me.
So just leave me in here with the trash and the flies
and my new little bird friend.
Yeah, I was actually just taking off.
Oh!!
Peetree, you've got so many good qualities.
-You're good at general services and... -[phone clicking]
-Cup? -Ah, and you...
wear... a cool jacket.
A cool jacket! And you're just... you're a good guy!
You need to remember that!
Everything you're saying is true, and I appreciate it.
Don't worry. I don't blame you anymore, Dino.
Good luck out there tomorrow.
[melodramatic crying]
[Peetree] Look, pizza! Nope, it's a sock.
[melodramatic crying]
[sighing]
[Vicky] It's a beautiful day for the Sports Disk finals
as the Bees prepare to take on the defending champions,
-the Spiders With Hands! -[crowd booing]
I'd say the Bees are the definite underdogs, right, Hugo?
Well, maybe if they shoot enough 3-pointers, they'll--
Are those your basketball notes?
Ugh! Pull it together, Hugo.
Come on, Bees! Flush those spiders down the toilet!
-[baby spider whimpering, adult huffing] -Figuratively!
[sighing]
-[whistle blowing] -We're underway as the Bees have the disk,
and we've seen this before: Dino is going long!
-He made it! -[crowd cheering]
Oh, no! But it looks like he had a nasty fall at the end!
-You okay, Dino? -It's my ankle.
Ooh. Ow! Oh...
-I hurt it. -Oh, no. What are we gonna do?
What about Peetree? He's still technically on the roster.
I mean, technically, but... I dunno. I wouldn't even know where to find him.
-[fanfare] -Uh...
-I mean, he doesn't even have his uniform. -I never took it off!!!
Come on, Officer Bees. Peetree's changed now. Right?
I wasn't being a team player. I was being a me player.
But you can't throw a Sports Disk to yourself.
-Well, I probably could, but-- -Okay, that's good.
P-p-p-p-p-pwease?
[Vicky gasping]
And it looks like Peetree is coming into the game for the injured Dino!
You know what they say about competitive sailing is, uh...
Ah, man...
-And then you made that awesome catch! -How about your awesome throw?!
What a great game. I love that chant you do.
Gimme a B, then no one says anything? Heh. Thanks.
So your ankle seems better.
Yeah. Yeah. I guess it was a false alarm.
Lucky how this "false alarm" ended with you making everyone friends again.
[Dino] Luck had nothing to do with it, my dear Cupcake.
You see, I was never actually injured. I was merely acting to help someone out--
-Yeah, I got that, Dino. -Okay.
Hey, you two.
Thanks, Peetree! So what do you want to do now?
We should probably get back to cleaning the school.
You know, maybe next year we can start our own Sports Disk team.
I think you'd be surprised by how well your old friend Cup can...
-Ah!! -[man] Sports Disk!
[snoring]
-[alarm clock ringing] -Ah!
Should I bring the limo 'round, sir?
Not today, Hugo. I think I'll fly!
No wings? I respect that.
That means a lot from you, bird in the sky!
Hey, super-bro! I want to fly too!
Yep!
[rumbling]
-[grunting] -[laughing]
[ding!]
It's time, hero.
-Time for what? -[Dino's voice] Time to wake up!
Ah!! Bear!!
-Don't eat me!! -Ah! No, Cup. This is Lucy.
She's not a scary bear, she's a tween bear.
My apologies. He's a fantastical dreamer. Like, out there. Oh.
She's not here to eat anybody, she wants to hire us!
Of course she does! We're award-eligible professionals
who are great at whatever it is she wants us to do.
-Which is? -I want you to plan my slumber party.
[gasping] Oh!
-Dino. Dino, hold it together. -Oh...!
-Hold it together. -[wailing]
-You're getting me going. -Um... sorry, did I say something wrong?
No... not at all.
I've been dreaming of going to a slumber party my whole entire life.
-I'm just so happy. -Uh, wait a second.
You've never been to a slumber party before?
I couldn't. My bro-bro needs his nappy-time snoozles.
What? I need my nappy-time snoozles.
A good night's sleep is an investment in tomorrow.
Right. Here's the guest list. The only thing I ask
is that my party make Fernanda's party look like a bag of used meatloaf.
Meatloaf. You don't want it used.
Got it! Wait, wait, wait. Who's... who's Fernanda?
Oh, she's my best friend. Okay, bye...!
How long were you two watching me sleep?
Long enough to paint this portrait of you.
Hmm... Not bad.
-Dino, you're ruining my clipboard. -Sorry. I'm just so excited!
-So what do we got, boys? -Finally! You're here.
Come, come. I've planned my ultimate dream slumber party,
so just let me know if it's too, you know--
-Desperately over-the-top? -Bingo.
First, we've got scary movies, kissy movies,
scary movies with light kissing and vice-versa! And then...
bedazzling stations where you can bedazzle anything.
I mean anything, sister.
Crank-call stations!
Hi. I'd like to order 100 cheese pizzas.
Gotcha! I don't really want pizza! Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ta-ta!
[man sighing] Who is this?
A state-of-the-art, extra-large poodle room!
-Ta-ta! -And finally...
the original issue of Grizzly Teen Magazine
upon which we will gaze the night away.
-Too much? It's too much, isn't it? -[doorbell ringing]
Ah! Our guests! Yes. I get to use my bedazzled clipboard! Ha! Ha!
Dino, it's perfect! Thank you.
Well, you've got more poodles than is necessary. Impressive.
Huh. It's not that many more poodles than necessary.
-Ah, you must be Fernanda. -Alright! Gang's all here!
-Now let's get this slumber party start-- -Wait a second. You forgot something.
That's impossible! I crossed every T and hearted every I.
No. You forgot the #1 rule of every slumber party ever.
No. Boys. Allowed!
-[gasping] -Dino! Dino! No, you caught on!
Dino, please! Oh, I could see it coming a mile away!
-Is he okay? -[incoherent rambling]
Yeah. Yeah, he's okay. Um... I guess we dudes will just be off, then.
Have fun at the dream party that my brother came up with.
[brakes screeching]
[screaming]
[clapping]
-[teeth chattering] -Dino, get up, okay?
You deserve your dream more than I deserve a full 10 hours
of glorious, age-reversing sleep, okay? We're gonna go to that slumber party!
Really, Cup? But how? Boys aren't allowed!
Then boys shalt not go.
[doorbell ringing]
[high-pitched voice] Hello, fellow female person.
I'm Cakelyn and this my sissy, Dina.
We're here for the slumber party!
Uh, I don't remember inviting you to my slumber party,
or even meeting you before, but, yeah, come in.
-The more the merrier. -You said it, sister.
Ah, just as long as you aren't boys in disguise.
You don't want to know what happens to boys
that sneak into girls' slumber parties. [laughing]
[forced laughter]
No... no boys here.
Let's party!
-[dance music] -[honking and shouting]
-[screaming] -[roaring]
[all screaming]
[all] Aw.
[normal voice] Okay, now I get why girls do this kinda stuff.
[high-pitched voice] These are, like, super pretty!
Hello. This is Hot Doug. Speaking?
-A smelly hotdog says what? -Pardon me?
-Got him! -[laughter]
This party is amazing!
Just look at Fernanda's face. She's having a begrudgingly epic time!
Thanks for this, Cup. You're the best sister a girl could have!
I'm just happy you're happy.
[exclaiming]
Man, slumber parties sure are tiring fun.
Good thing dawn is in a couple of hours. I need a nap.
A couple hours?
Honey, bears don't have one-night slumber parties.
We're hibernators!
Get ready to nonstop party for the next three months!!!
-Three months?!! -Alright! Three-month slumber party!!!
[crickets chirring]
[Dino] We're gonna live forever!!!
[screaming and whooping]
Don't quit on us now, Cakelyn!
We still have two months and three weeks of partying left to go!
Who's quitting? Party, yeah! Ah-whoo, whoo...
Hey, sis, you're looking a little tired. Still having fun?
What? Yeah, totally. I love being up forever.
The important thing is... are you?
This is everything I ever dreamed of! 89 days longer than I ever could've hoped!
-Thank you, Cup! -[gong sounding]
[gasping] They're playing Truth or Dare!
I've been waiting all week for this!
Ooh... I thought we weren't gonna get to do this until month three!
[groaning]
[Lucy] Do you all swear, by the power of Grizzly Teen Magazine,
to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
[all] We do.
And do you all swear to do the dare,
the whole dare and nothing but the dare?
[all] We do.
Who shall go first?
-Oh! Ah! -Cakelyn!
-[snoring] -Truth or dare?
-Huh?! Who? What? -Dare it is!
I dare you to bedazzle all of the poodles
so they look like Fernanda.
-[poodles barking] -Okay. This is great.
I love slumber parties, so this is great...
-[dogs barking] -[gasping]
Ah! Shoo! Shoo! She's too sleepy! I'll do the dare instead!
No, that dare was for her. For you, I pick truth.
Name a boy you looooooove.
That's easy.
I love the only guy who'd go seven days without sleep just to make me happy.
The guy who'd dress up like a girl, not just because it's super fun,
but because his brother needed him to.
I'm talking about my one and only...
[normal voice] ...big bro, Cupcake.
-I love you, dude. -I love you too, buddy.
-[all gasping] -They're boys! Get them!!!
-[Dino exclaiming] -[bears roaring]
[panting]
[singsong] We're gonna get you!
[panting]
[both gasping and giggling]
[Cupcake] Come, follow me to the Forest of Endon.
-[Dino] I am a shadow puppet. -[roaring]
[Cupcake] We should run.
-We should be running. Go, go! -We should be running!
-[bears roaring] -[phone ringing]
-Ahem. Hello? -[Dino] Gotcha!
[laughing] Still got it.
-[growling] -[both giggling]
[Lucy roaring] [laughing]
End of the line, girls.
[gasping] I know! My girl claws!
-[laughing] -[scraping]
Ta! Lame job on my nails, Fernanda.
I told you,
you don't want to know what happens to boys
who sneak into girls' slumber parties.
Ah...
-They get complete makeovers! -What?! But we just did that!
Can you give me a perm? Oh, I've always wanted to try a perm.
[Cupcake gasping]
Wow. Thanks a lot, guys.
Watching you two keep up your charade was the funnest part of the party.
-You mean you knew the whole time?! -Of course I did.
I have a brain, eyes and a nose, don't I?
Well, thanks for letting us party so hard anyway, Lucy.
You're the only dudes I'd ever let crash my slumber-do.
Doors are open for the next two-and- a-half months if you still want to party.
[gasping] Really?! For sure!
Oh, great-slash-absolutely not.
Oh... I'm too tired to walk home.
That's okay. We'll fly... instead!!
Aw. Shweepsy wittle guy. Wonder what he's dreaming about?
♪ Hush little Cuppy-wup don't say boo ♪
♪ Dino's gonna buy you bedazzling glue ♪
[techno music]